May 2009
16 posts
“COMES NOW, The State of Arizona by and through the Cochise County Attorney,...”
– XXX, Deputy County Attorney
I AM ASIAN →
A pirate walks into a bar with a big ship's wheel...
The bartender says, “Excuse me, sir, but do you know you have a ship’s wheel down the front of your pants?”
And the pirate says …
“Yarrr! It’s driving me nuts!”
Two tampons are crossing the street.
When they pass each other, what do they say?
Nothing, they’re both stuck up cunts.
“Please consider an EEG, and a sleep study for this patient. He has a history of...”
– Kathleen XXXXXXXXX, P/MH NP-C 