December 2009
5 posts
November 2009
13 posts
Ebony Eyez - Drop It
JUST SMURF ME →
I have recently re-immersed myself in the bizarre international world of mostly middle-aged Smurf collectors. Here, I post my most recent acquisitions, with occasional commentary.
24-K
Sierra Vista's Finest →
STATUTES
The company shall rise every day at ten o’clock in the morning, at which time the four fuckers who have not been in duty during the night shall come to pay the friends a visit and shall each bring a little boy; they shall pass from one bedchamber to another, successively. They shall perform as bidden by the friends’ likings and desires, but during the preliminaries the little boys shall...
Listen
June 2009
4 posts
The poor cook he caught the fits And threw away all my grits And then he took and he ate up all of my corn Let me go home Why dont they let me go home This is the worst trip I’ve ever been on.
May 2009
16 posts
“COMES NOW, The State of Arizona by and through the Cochise County Attorney,...”
– XXX, Deputy County Attorney
I AM ASIAN →
A pirate walks into a bar with a big ship's wheel...
The bartender says, “Excuse me, sir, but do you know you have a ship’s wheel down the front of your pants?”
And the pirate says …
“Yarrr! It’s driving me nuts!”
Two tampons are crossing the street.
When they pass each other, what do they say?
Nothing, they’re both stuck up cunts.
“Please consider an EEG, and a sleep study for this patient. He has a history of...”
– Kathleen XXXXXXXXX, P/MH NP-C
December 2008
2 posts
3 tags
Chocolate Chip Cookies
1 cup non-dairy margarine, softened 1 1/2 cups sugar 1 tbsp molasses 2 tsps vanilla 1 cup chocolate chips 2 cups unbleached flour 2 tsps baking powder 1/2 tsp salt
Preheat oven to 350°. Whip sugar and margarine with a fork until fluffy. Stir in molasses and vanilla until mixed. Fold in chocolate chips. Mix dry ingredients in a separate bowl before transferring. Drop and press fistfuls onto...
